Last set of funny signs for today, hit or miss?

Tokyo Hotel:


"It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. if you are not such a person to do this, please not to read this notice."





Bucharest lift lobby:


"The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret you will be unbearable."





Belgrade hotel lift:


"To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order."





Paris hotel: "Please leave your values at the front desk."





Athens hotel: "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9am-11am daily."





Yugoslavian hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chamber maid."





Japanese hotel: "You're invited to take advantage of the chamber maid."





Austrian skiing hotel: "Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension."





Acapulco hotel: "The Manager has personally passed all water served"

Last set of funny signs for today, hit or miss?
kinda funny...would be funnier to actually see the signs
Reply:lol...you're right! they did get better! thanks for the laughs!!!!!! :)
Reply:lol! The Athens one and Japanese one cracked me up especially. Star for you!
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:they're pretty funny. nice one!
Reply:Very good, raised a few smiles.
Reply:Lol ive got some aswell:





1)At a hotel... Toilet out of order please use floor below


2)A road sign in africa...elephants please stay in your car


3)A launders...drop your pants here and have a great day in town!
Reply:very funny....this roadsign always makes me laugh, god knows why





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Reply:hahahahahaha..you must have tons of this signs in your folder...thanx for sharing with us...



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